ohmyfootballers:

Now this is going on YouTube and you look like an ass!

Does anyone have a link??

(Source: bastianswagsteiger, via xavihernandes)

azaie:

[18+]

davidbowflex:

everyone, i need your help. i am ordering a pizza. i had a deal with pizza management, but they are suddenly asking for $17,000. any donations directly to my wallet are appreciated. please, this is for stuffed crust

(via virginsacrificer)

azaie:

[18+]

onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

(via virginsacrificer)

babygoatsandfriends:

baby goats playing on other animals

everything is a playground when you’re a baby goat

(Source: littleballofgay, via daddywhorebucks)

"When people stop writing, it’s one of two things - they are either really fucking happy or broken beyond repair."

— Ming D. Liu (via seelengekritzel)

(Source: mingdliu.com, via thisisforme)

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

azaie:

[18+]