drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via clestroying)

getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

(Source: freddifish, via communistbakery)

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(via clestroying)

(Source: fiebre, via steviabuscemi)

Robert Pattinson and the Fanning sisters

(Source: kris-rob, via inthelandofrk)

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

(via clestroying)

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

(via clestroying)

azaie:

i follow back //
the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts here

so pretty, so smart, such a waste of a young heart

(Source: nesscullens, via inthelandofrk)

"Cannes means a lot to me. I’m basically aiming for everything to get into Cannes."

(Source: flawlessrobert, via inthelandofrk)


Rob candids — Aug 12, 2010 | Montreal

Rob candids — Aug 12, 2010 | Montreal

(Source: robbedpattinson, via inthelandofrk)

robertsten:

Rob and Kristen on their memorable things on the saga

(Source: tomsturridg, via lookintohisheart)

clestroying:

mygoshjustletmelogin:

clestroying:

To all my haters, you can suck a fart out my ass

do you have diet fart? i’m trying to lose weight

No, only full strength, full fat fart.

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

(Source: goatpolice, via whorville)